This is a post I’ve been wanting to get off my chest for a very long time. And now that Winter is definitely here…

The only shorts that work on girls are short and tight – that means sizes zero to 10 only – 12 is pushing it, 14 and over stay in doors.

Why people insist on those mid thigh suit shorts, the mini callots, the ripped jeans ones are fine as long as they’re short! Not mid thigh.

You show me a great looking girl in a mid thigh pair of shorts and I’m telling you she’ll be considerably more attractive in a skirt. Tell me that Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t look good, of course she does, but you know she only just gets away with it – clearly the shoes she was planning on wearing didn’t fit…

Thanks to Glamour for the picture.

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